TheOddOne's Compiled Ezreal Quotes

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If you've been keeping up with the recent Ezreal drama, you'll know that TheOddOne is at the forefront of the attack on Ezreal. He really does hate Ezreal, but at this point it's starting to seem like he's saying these things just for the sheer entertainment value of it. Either way, I've compiled a list of TheOddOne's quotes on Ezreal for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I personally like Ezreal :P

"TeddyRO's trying to prove something by playing Ezreal. All he's proving is that Ezreal is a shitty champion."

"Haha look at Ezreal, he's like a 5 year old with a little toy gun! Look at me I'm Ezreal! PEWPEWPEWPEW"

"When you pick ezreal you just pretty much stabbed your team. You just took a dump on their face. When you pick Ezreal it's not a team player move" 

"Ezreal's such a **** champion! He does 0 damage and can't even do anything in teamfights. All his Qs get blocked by ghouls and TANKS, he's not even viable. What are you going to do, shoot these zombies to death?"

"So we have Ezreal poking them down. And by poking I mean 10 damage."

"I'm getting will of the ancients to help out Ezreal. Now he'll do 20 damage instead of 10 damage"

"Could have picked a real champ like Corki but noooo picked Ezreal." 

"Great. Ezreal just died to Malaria. The jungler didn't even come gank. Ezreal just died to disease walking in grass. Ezreal's so weak that he dies to things that doesn't even exist in this game."

"See that's why they didn't release the Pulsefire Ezreal, they were afraid people would actually play him and realize how bad he is...then never play him again"

"Ezreal's damage is so low it doesn't even register as an assist. It only registers when he dies"

"Ezreal does so little damage he's like a ****ing minion. Purple caster minion Ezreal" 

"He has to use his ult to clear creep waves, that's how weak Ezreal is...but look! His ult can't even clear the wave!"

"Ehome is understanding the power of Ezreal. There is no ****ing power." 

"The nottingham skin looks like Ezreal went to Old Navy and bought a jacket. That's all this skin is. And its a bad jacket for 520 RP."

"There's war and disease...and there's Ezreal. You don't want any of them."

"What? Ezreal got first blood? How is this possible? Who's his support? Oh it's Sona, that explains a lot. Somehow Ezreal managed to get the last hit in" 

"Oh my god Ezreal killed something? Who killed it for him?"

"Oh god it's American Ezreal. We lose. It would have been okay if it was Canadian Ezreal, that's why we still let Chaox play Ezreal, but American Ezreal is just the worst thing I've ever seen. Ever." 

"Can't pick Ezreal and expect to win, it is the moral of today's story. They are the scourge of the earth" 

"See even the other team thinks Ezreal is useless!" 

-TheOddOne 2011